Best thing about Chicago's
lakefront
May through October, when the men take
their shirts off. – Bill
The beach. – Pubert
The sunrise. – Peter
The turbulent waters when it's stormy.
– Andrew
The sound of the lapping waves is very
relaxing on the beach. – Kirk
It's outdoors. – graysong
It's pure beauty. – Creaoke
Girls in bikinis. – Kathleen
Long walks on garbage, bacteria, used condoms and poop. – Amy
Worst thing about Chicago's lakefront
Bicyclists and bladers going 35 mph on the
running path. – Bill
The wind. – Pubert
The seagulls. – Peter
The foot traffic. – Andrew
Hairy men riding bikes in Speedos. – Amy
It's outdoors. – graysong
That I'm in a relationship at the lakefront
watching Girls in bikinis. – Kathleen
The crowds. – Creaoke
Real person who reminds you of a cartoon character
Prince Charles--he reminds me of Alfred E.
Neumann. – Bill
Flavor Flav. – Pubert
Bush looks like that MAD magazine character.
– Peter
Rosie = Porky the Pig. But at least she wears
pants. – Amy
President Bush reminds me of Elmer Fudd.
– Andrew
Myself. – Kathleen
Richard Daley, every time he speaks extemporaneously. – graysong
Frank Mendoza. – Creaoke
A hospital has developed a robot to examine patients. Would you let one examine you?
No way... unless it looks like George Clooney.
– Bill
As long as it didn't have cold fingers... or
prongs, or whatever robots have. – Kirk
Could be hot. – Pubert
Will it wash its hands? – Creaoke
It would make gynie appointments less
awkward, so yes. – Amy
I'm having visions of Demon Seed, so no.
– graysong
I don't 'do' hospitals. – Kathleen
That proctology exam could be interesting.
– Andrew
Was WMAQ-Channel 5 right in firing Amy Jacobson?
No matter what they say, it's all about that
tacky swimsuit. – Bill
Suspended? Yes. Fired? No. – Andrew
She tried a slick move and it backfired.
Adios. – Creaoke
ABSOLUTELY! – Kathleen
No, why should they have? Are journalists
suddenly supposed to have standards and
ethics again? – graysong
Yes, but I think it would have been different if
it was a male reporter. – Amy
Yes. She fucked up big. – Kirk
Who? – Pubert
Absolutely. – Peter