Special Guest:
Local Celebrity
Graham Nolan
Did you encounter any cicadas before they left?
No. Pity, because they're supposed to be tasty
when fried. — Dyana
Didn't see them. — Pubert
Yes, and they're still here. — Peter
Only one. :- ( — Andrew
Not a single one. — Creaoke, Kirk, Lisa
I saw a bird eating one near my apartment.
— Robb
At Brookfield Zoo--YUCK! — Kathleen
I almost ate one at Ravinia ( by accident ) .
— Amy
"I should be in the ______________ Hall of Fame."
Rich White Gay Men's. — Yasmin
Porn reviewers'. — Pubert
Love To Eat Cheese. — Peter
DVD Watchers'.— Andrew
Rock 'n' Roll. Apparently talent isn't always a
top priority. — Amy
Outdoors? That's the area between the door of my building and Starbucks isn't it?
Lover of Red-heads'. — Lisa
Masturbation. — Robb
Reality TV Watchers'. — Kathleen
Small entertainment. — Creaoke
Should the drinking age be lowered to 18?
Yes. Along with the age of consent for sex.
— Yasmin
Yes. — Pubert
Absolutely not. — Peter
And then up the age to consent to sex to 21,
and lower the driving age to 9. — Amy
Well the law never stopped ME, so I don't
think it would matter. — Robb
Yes. And the driving age should be 12. Oh,
and everyone should be required to carry a
handgun. DRUGS FOR ALL!!! — Kirk
No. — Lisa
No way! — Kathleen
Not without a military I.D. — Creaoke
If your significant other wanted to go to the opera, you would...
I believe in having friends and lovers, not
'significant others.' — Yasmin
...not go to the opera. — Kirk
...have invited him. — Peter
...find that so romantic! — Pubert
...go. — Lisa
...buy tickets, act cultured. — Robb
...definitely go. — Creaoke
...laugh in her face. She'd do the same.
— Amy
...say 'Have Fun!' — Kathleen
...slip a sedative in his drink. — Andrew
Are you getting the Apple iPhone?
No. I'd like to keep the world out, not bring it
in. — Yasmin
Hell to the no! — Andrew
Not for $600. — Creaoke
For $600? Are you nuts? — Kathleen
No. — Lisa
I can't even figure out my Razr. — Amy
Are you giving me one? If so, yes. — Robb
Well, I was planning on flushing $600 down
the crapper, but that's just as good. — Kirk
Yes, one day! — Pubert
Yes. Soon. — Peter