"If I had a time machine, I'd visit..."
My younger self, to make that loser hit the
gym. – Graham
Camelot. – Pubert
Bayard Rustin and Martin Luther King, Jr.
– Andrew
The moment the time machine was invented
and steal the idea. – Kirk
The night of W's conception and try to make
GHWB?pull out. – graysong
My childhood. – Creaoke
Lao-Tzu, and get my Tao on. – Robb
Woodstock. – Kathleen
Myself, age 14 and ask, 'What the hell are you wearing?'. – Amy
My early 20s. – Jennifer
Are you an outdoors person?
Ha! No. Unless maybe... forget it. No.
– Graham
I went canoeing all the time as a kid and
hated it. – Pubert
If by outdoors, you mean drinking cocktails on
a veranda, then yes. – Jennifer
I'm getting there... – Andrew
On occasion. – Amy
Outdoors? That's the area between the door of
my building and Starbucks, isn't it?
Dreadful place, no climate control at all.
– graysong
I am a person who is sometimes outdoors.
– Robb
Absolutely. Love it. – Kathleen
I can be. – Creaoke
Prince William is turning 25. How should he celebrate?
Two words: Medieval Times. – Graham
By giving me money. Charity feels good.
– Amy
I'm trying to think up some clever use of
bangers and mash, but I'm at a loss.
– Jennifer
By getting a Prince Albert. – Robb
By watching me fuck his kid brother. – Kirk
With a small gathering at Steamworks.
– Andrew
Partying with Paris. – Kathleen
Dress up in Diana drag and perform an
interpretive dance of Jan and Dean's 'Dead
Man's Curve.' – graysong
What color do you NOT look good in?
Burnt sienna, cornflower, maize. – Graham
Yellow. – Pubert, Kirk, Creaoke
White. – Robb
Any.– graysong
No one should wear Purple. – Kathleen
Red. – Andrew
Should the Pride Parade be moved to State Street?
No way. It's too far from Pie Hole. – Graham
No way. – Andrew, Kathleen
I always said it should float on the river. How
cool would that be? – Creaoke
Yeah, sure. The farther away the better. Why
don't we move it to Calumet City or
Peotone? – graysong
FUCK NO! We don't need more 'ally for the
day' straight people. – Amy
I'm picturing a half million people trying to
get to after-parties in Boystown. – Robb
Where would we all get trashed afterwards?
– Kirk
