I know it's the holiday season when...
My mailbox is bursting at the seams daily with holiday catalogs. The USPS delivery person must really hate this time of year. - Christopher
People constantly ask if you're done shopping. - Andrew
Halloween is over. - Creaoke
Christmas carols are inescapable. - David
I watch my old Rankin/Bass movies and decorate the tree. - Pubert
My balls drop. - Moose
Jack Frost begins nipping at your nether regions ... and you're not at Touché. - Kirk
Will you see or have you seen Burlesque?
Probably not until it comes out on DVD. - Christopher
Probably on DVD. - Andrew
I'll see it on video. - Creaoke
I'm sure I will eventually. I'll require liquor. - Kirk
You mean Showgirls: Part Duh? Yes! - David
I did! Hosted a party. Thought it was fun! Don't go in with Oscar expectations, and be drunk. - Moose
I told Christina Aguilera I would! - Pubert
"As I become older, I feel that I am gaining/losing..."
The ability to efficiently metabolize alcohol. - Christopher
Gaining knowledge. - Andrew
Patience. - Creaoke
Gaining indifference/losing patience. - David
Losing my lust for guys in their 20s. Bring on the daddy years. - Moose
Gaining weight and losing my mind. - Pubert
The same goddamned 15 pounds. - Kirk