Spanish Heat
from Alphamale
JUDGING A PORN BY ITS COVER
Pubert: Here is the second part to our long hot summer video series.
Groeper: First Summer Blaze, now Spanish Heat.
P: I am ready for a hot tamale.
G: When are you not? Doesn't sipping on margaritas on a patio sound good right now?
P: Si, seƱor. I want to dive into the pool on the cover.
Our Spanish adventure begins with two Latin lovers, Dennis and Maikel, holding hands by the pool. The scene is entitled "Amor."
G: This is so romantic already. The countryside backdrop, they are just cuddling on the lounge chairs …
P: Someone is losing their swim trunks too easily.
G: Now that is a nice dick suckin' perfect angle.
P: This is a match made on a mountain.
G: He's licking his face like a dog.
P: And after that ass licking it can't be too tasty.
G: Depends on the ass …
P: I kind of love the cameraman with these awesome shots.
G: Wow, I thought the other one was going to be the top.
P: Surprise, surprise, sometimes you can't just jump the gun.
G: The topman Maikel is moaning like a girl in heat.
Two Hispanic hunks take a hike up a trail.
P: This scene is called "Tantacion," which means temptation.
G: I feel like I am getting a Spanish lesson here.
P: The two studs arrive at Maikel's pool, from the first scene.
G: Maikel is spread and ready, naked in the hot sun.
P: The two poor hikers are thirsty.
G: His villa is breathtaking. Check out that urn that pours water into his pool.
P: When I visited Spain it was not like this.
G: They wasted no time diving into the pool.
P: How cute. They're playing little games like Dunk the Hunk.
G: That looks more like a tongue twister.
P: I have heard of French kiss, but a Spanish kiss?
G: Uh oh, Maikel's boyfriend from the first scene just spotted the threesome.
P: There is nothing like a hot-blooded jealous Latino.
G: You should know. There is gonna be drama.
P: Okay, I need to go work on my tan after seeing these dudes.
G: Lucio is sucking that Spanish sausage like a pro.
P: Fabio has my favorite tattoos to date.
G: That's a curvy cock, he's sporting too.
P: A fly just flew in his eye!
The next scene is entitled "Coqueto," or "tease." Jose rakes rocks and Ruben hoses down the garden while Dennis reappears.
G: Jealous Dennis struts up in a tracksuit from the '70s.
P: I wonder what got him all hot and bothered?
G: Maybe his boyfriend sleeping with strangers did it.
P: He just spunked and peeled out.
G: Leaving the two gardeners to get it on it.
P: Now their tattoos I am not in love with.
G: Too many stars and not filled in.
P: A porn star told me one time that they work through films to finish the tattoos.
G: Lofty goals these guys have sometimes…
P: They keep their shoes on for the hard concrete.
G: He has dirt on his ass while he's getting eaten out.
P: Why didn't he hose him down first?
G: He's doing a tongue cleaning there anyways.
P: That can't be comfortable lying on a hard slab like that.
G: Or against a prickly palm tree.
P: You gotta pay your dues if you want tattoos!
G: This flick is like taking a summer vacation.
P: And muy caliente!
Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.
Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.
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