Windy City Media Group Frontpage News
Celebrating 30 Years of Gay Lesbian Bisexual and Trans News
home search facebook twitter join
Gay News Sponsor Windy City Times 2019-08-21
About WCMG Publications News Index  Entertainment Features Bars & Clubs Calendar Videos Advertisers OUT! Guide    Marriage



FROM THE BOOTH: Spitting Image
by Randy Pubert & Dick Groeper

facebook twitter pin it google +1 reddit email

From All Worlds Platinum Collection

Starring Luca and Liam Rosso

Pubert: Chi Chi LaRue is coming to town and bringing her turntables and entourage!

Groeper: And you better be naughty, not nice!

P: First Brother Fucker now twins, I want to see what's in store this time.

G: The cover is erotic without being too graphic.

A hot stud is having dreams in his bed at night.

P: He has some bad taste in bed sheets.

G: He's having wet dreams of two men on vacation.

P: Maybe he's been working too hard.

G: Hard is right!

P: I want to be in that beach house.

G: Because of the hot men?

P: No, because the weather has been so unpredictable in Chicago.

G: That one model has too much mousse in his hair.

P: It is shellacked!

G: Notice they have the perfect skin tone though.

P: Why are the two twins watching from outside on the patio?

G: I guess they are doubling as voyeurs.

P: This video is getting too artsy.

G: There was a flash of black balloons. I don't get the symbolism.

Two buddies play in their underwear inside a mansion.

P: Those jocks must be sponsored by Andrew Christian.

G: The home decorations look expensive and tasteful.

P: I doubt those twinks could afford that place.

G: I have never seen a tan pool table before. Aren't they usually green?

P: I guess it hides the shit stains when they bang on it.

G: Eww. Someone is chalking up their pool stick already.

P: They didn't even break the balls after racking them up.

G: Well, someone got their balls broken all right.

A bathroom scene begins with two friends on the corner of a bathtub.

P: More creepy flashes of twins and black balloons before the scene begins.

G: I hope this is explained at the end.

P: That can't be comfortable, fornicating on Formica.

G: He gave him a towel for cushioning but it still has to be bad on the knees.

P: That is almost the same bathroom tiling that I have.

G: That cum job on the face was a little uninspired.

Now we return to the bedroom where the twins pop in on our dreamweaver.

P: Someone is getting lucky.

G: [Sings like Debbie Gibson] "Only in my dreams, as real as it may seem."

P: She didn't last too long on Celebrity Apprentice.

G: Wait, there's one brother on the lips and one on the hips!

P: His balls look a little wrinkly.

G: That is impossible since he is so young.

P: It was the way they were getting rubbed.

G: Now the brothers are on top of each other.

P: He's licking their holes like one big ice cream cone!

G: It was a little awkward getting the penis in the hole that time.

P: It's a twin sandwich.

G: But only with meat in between from Sleeping Beauty. There was no twin-on-twin action.

P: Fans of that have to visit Bel Ami's new film and they don't even use condoms together.

G: Keeping it in the family tree, I guess.

P: The balloons still remain a mystery.

G: As far as this one goes, a little too vanilla for me.

P: I wanted to see more Spitting and little less Image.

Pubert: Finger down the throat.

Groeper: Finger down the throat.

Double your pleasure, double your fun with porn by .

Chi Chi LaRue parties at Hydrate, 3458 N. Halsted St., May 24 after 10 pm with a $5 cover. Look for more info at .

facebook twitter pin it google +1 reddit email

Windy City Media Group does not approve or necessarily agree with the views posted below.
Please do not post letters to the editor here. Please also be civil in your dialogue.
If you need to be mean, just know that the longer you stay on this page, the more you help us.


Gay News

Reports: Wachowski back in the Matrix 2019-08-21 - Transgender filmmaker and Chicago native Lana Wachowski announced Aug. 20 that she would be directing a fourth Matrix film, according to Variety. Wachowski ...

Gay News

SHOWBIZ Tituss Burgess, IMDb, Halsey, Stephen Colbert, 'Queer As Folk' 2019-08-21 - Quibi has greenlit Dishmantled—described as "a high-octane cooking competition that will literally blow your socks off," with Tituss Burgess ( Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt; ...

Gay News

10 Questions with Vic Featuring Xabiani Ponce de Leon 2019-08-15 - It's hard to stand out as an actor during a film festival such as Outfest where over 150 films are screened within nine ...

Gay News

SHOWBIZ 'Elm Street,' 'Crime Story,' Tab Hunter, Lady Gaga 2019-08-14 - Gay actor Marc Patton is returning to the big screen, as himself, with the documentary Scream, Queen: My Nightmare On Elm Street, The ...

Gay News

Reeling LGBTQ film festival announces film line up 2019-08-12 - ( August 12, 2019 - Chicago, IL ) Reeling, the second-oldest LGBTQ film festival in the world and a beloved Chicago cultural institution ...

Gay News

UPDATE: Travolta to attend Wizard World Comic Con 2019-08-12 - This year's Wizard World Comic Con Chicago will take place Thursday-Sunday, Aug. 22-25, at Rosemont's Donald E. Stephens Convention Center, 5555 N. River ...

Gay News

FILM Fawzia Mirza, Kathy Griffin and much more at Outfest 2019-08-06 - Founded by UCLA students in 1982, the Los Angeles-based nonprofit film festival Outfest celebrated 37 years of bringing LGBTQ stories to the screen. ...

Gay News

SHOWBIZ Comic-book heroes, Cara and Ashley, Chris Pine, Pride Summit 2019-08-06 - The animated character Aquaman was confirmed to be LGBT+ on the latest episode of Young Justice: Outsiders—the DC Universe's animated show about teenage ...

Gay News

Gene Siskel Film Center to present Toni Morrison: The Pieces I Am Aug. 23-29 2019-08-06 - As a venue that celebrates all art forms and a public program of the School of the Art Institute of Chicago, the Gene ...

Gay News

Pride Films and Plays to produce A Man of No Importance 2019-08-02 - Chicago, IL - Pride Films and Plays will stage the first Chicago production in more than a decade of A MAN OF NO ...


Copyright © 2019 Windy City Media Group. All rights reserved.
Reprint by permission only. PDFs for back issues are downloadable from
our online archives. Single copies of back issues in print form are
available for $4 per issue, older than one month for $6 if available,
by check to the mailing address listed below.

Return postage must accompany all manuscripts, drawings, and
photographs submitted if they are to be returned, and no
responsibility may be assumed for unsolicited materials.
All rights to letters, art and photos sent to Nightspots
(Chicago GLBT Nightlife News) and Windy City Times (a Chicago
Gay and Lesbian News and Feature Publication) will be treated
as unconditionally assigned for publication purposes and as such,
subject to editing and comment. The opinions expressed by the
columnists, cartoonists, letter writers, and commentators are
their own and do not necessarily reflect the position of Nightspots
(Chicago GLBT Nightlife News) and Windy City Times (a Chicago Gay,
Lesbian, Bisexual and Transegender News and Feature Publication).

The appearance of a name, image or photo of a person or group in
Nightspots (Chicago GLBT Nightlife News) and Windy City Times
(a Chicago Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender News and Feature
Publication) does not indicate the sexual orientation of such
individuals or groups. While we encourage readers to support the
advertisers who make this newspaper possible, Nightspots (Chicago
GLBT Nightlife News) and Windy City Times (a Chicago Gay, Lesbian
News and Feature Publication) cannot accept responsibility for
any advertising claims or promotions.







About WCMG Publications News Index  Entertainment Features Bars & Clubs Calendar Videos Advertisers OUT! Guide    Marriage

About WCMG      Contact Us      Online Front  Page      Windy City  Times      Nightspots      OUT! Guide     
Identity      BLACKlines      En La Vida      Archives      Subscriptions      Distribution      Windy City Queercast     
Queercast Archives      Advertising  Rates      Deadlines      Advanced Search     
Press  Releases      Event Photos      Join WCMG  Email List      Email Blast     
Upcoming Events      Todays Events      Ongoing Events      Post an Event      Bar Guide      Community Groups      In Memoriam      Outguide Categories      Outguide Advertisers      Search Outguide      Travel      Dining Out      Blogs      Spotlight  Video     
Classifieds      Real Estate      Place a  Classified     

Windy City Media Group publishes Windy City Times,
The Bi-Weekly Voice of the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Trans Community.
5315 N. Clark St. #192, Chicago, IL 60640-2113 • PH (773) 871-7610 • FAX (773) 871-7609.