Starring Jimmy Durano and Steven Daigle
Pubert: This is currently the number one porn movie in America!
Groeper: Let's order out tonight--no anchovies.
P: I like how the back cover has his cock sitting on the table like an appetizer.
G: Or a dessert!
P: Cover says, "12 guys, 24 cum shots, free delivery."
G: No wonder it's number one.
At Chi Chi LaRue's club everyone is dancing and having a good time.
P: It's the new, skinny Chi Chi.
G: I have to ask her about her diet.
P: And it's the bearded rough-around-the-edges Johnny Hazzard.
G: They have both been through some changes.
P: So the go-go boy is going in the bathroom with Steven Daigle.
G: And there is a third member of the party, Jeremy Bilding.
P: The jerky camera work is making me seasick.
G: I think it is supposed to be making it more real.
P: The video switches to a black and white screen, I suppose like a hidden camera.
G: He's acting silly for the camera, making faces.
P: Well, he's a reality star so he's used to playing to the lens.
G: He's playing with something else on the bathroom floor.
P: Wait, he's a bottom?
G: Well, he bent over that toilet like a pro.
P: Steverino constantly breaks the third wall down by looking at the camera.
G: The go-go boy's boots are too girly-girly for me.
P: Steven looks like he is in pain from bottoming.
G: They should at least pad the ceramic toilet with their clothes.
P: Damn, slam his head against the wall.
G: It looked like his eyes might bulge out of his head.
P: No wonder he said it was not all it was cracked up to be.
G: Yeah, he almost got his head cracked in the scene!
Johnny Hazzard and Paul Wagner spread rumors about the sex tape made from the bathroom.
P: The gays always have to be gossip girls.
G: I am not sure how it leads to sex for some people.
P: Must be a turn on.
G: Oh, yeahhh tell me more about Lindsay Lohan and suck my dick!
P: Hairy Hazzard even has a hipster moustache.
G: I guess he got sick of shaving.
P: Wow, his ass is all over Paul's face.
G: Interesting angle: through the bed frame.
P: Johnny's balls look brown.
G: I have heard of blue balls, but brown?
P: Maybe they have been slapped too many times!
G: Then they would be bruised balls.
Chi Chi shoots the next scene as a man.
P: This is a solo shot with Slade.
G: LaRue knows how to pick an angle.
P: Under the teacher's desk, no less.
G: You thought it was solo but jocky Brandon Lewis is entering the classroom.
P: Teacher's pet!
Last segment is with Josh Griffin and Steven Daigle.
P: Thank God there is more to this video than that shaky bathroom botch.
G: Yes, howdy, cowboy!
P: Do people think about hay bales not being a comfy place to fuck?
G: I like to get poked in the ass not in the back!
P: These guys are not a good match.
G: It does seem awkward.
P: I don't think they like each other.
G: Nope but that's okay. There's a nice moment at the end.
P: Read my interview with Steven in the next issue of Nightspots Magazine!
G: Go ahead and expose all of his dirty little secrets!
Pubert: Thumbs down the throat.
Groeper: Thumbs down the throat.
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