Rock Star!
by Falcon Video
Starring Paddy O'Brian
and Cal Skye
Jerry Nunn: Who knew porn stars could sing?
Diablo: I can hardly wait to hear this.
JN: Maybe they will go on tour.
D: You could be a groupie.
A manager signs a contract for his rock-star client.
JN: He took out his penis and started stroking during a meeting?
D: That's a bit unprofessional.
JN: Depends on the profession ... .
D: Oh, we have a little armpit licking going on here.
JN: I think he just signed a deal with the devil.
D: Alex is getting his tail reamed.
JN: Shooting the camera from below the glass table is pretty genius.
D: The leather ottoman works well for a cowboy ride.
JN: The jizz seals the deal.
Two rock stars sit by the pool drinking and tanning.
D: They are drinking pink drinks.
JN: They might not be the most macho rock stars I have ever seen.
D: Jimmy Durano just said, "I'm so glad we took a break from the tour."
JN: Looks like they are going for a skinny dip.
D: Laying on rock to be sucked off cannot be comfy, ouch.
JN: At least throw down a towel.
D: You must have known what was coming. They used a towel poolside.
JN: He's got goose bumps on his balls he's so excited!
D: The water in the pool is very crystal blue. I'm ready for summer.
JN: I'm just ready for some sun!
D: Look at those toes curl while he's being banged.
Two security guards stand outside protecting a celebrity in his home.
JN: He's so hot he has to take his shirt off.
D: This might be a first, a blowjob while wearing a Bluetooth!
JN: At least it's safe to drive with.
D: The security guards run inside the house naked?
JN: There's been a security breach, but in his butt hole.
D: This is like the Men in Black with those sunglasses. More like the Men on Cock.
With the security tied up, a young twink sneaks in to the rock star's room.
JN: The young fan is starstruck by the musician.
D: He strips and gives the singer a boner.
JN: Is that what rock stars do all day? Lounge around in a robe?
D: Yes, and they love to get their asses eaten like him too!
JN: Is that a bottle of whiskey on the floor?
D: This is like Rock of Ages, but porn.
JN: His hands are so lube-y.
D: And his hand left a big red mark on the fan's ass.
JN: Oh my gosh, he just shot all over that suede couch.
D: That is one sweaty rock god.
JN: There was no singing in the entire movie.
D: Not even a concert scene.
JN: Couldn't they have at least filmed a concert in a gay bar?
D: I guess the rock stars accent was supposed to make him authentic.
JN: [Sings P!nk's] So what? You're still a rock star!
Jerry Nunn: Crucifix down.
Diablo: Pitchfork down.
Nunn's Golden Rule: When sucking cock on a rock, use a frock!
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