"I don't ever picture Dame Barbara Cartland doggie-style!"—Billy Masters explains that writers of fiction need not write solely from experience. This was part of a longer chat with writer Christopher Rice on Billy Masters LIVE!
Are we really living in a world where we accuse the president's son of being high on cocaine during a convention speech? I thought the world hit a low when they went after Chelsea Clinton ... to say nothing of Amy Carter or the Bush girls. And does the son of a president have to actually say, "No, I was not high on cocaine" in a national television interview? I guess in this Trumpian age, the answer is yes. Whatever happened to class?
Then there's Jerry Falwell Jr. I prepared a report on his unzipped escapade weeks ago, but thought "Who cares?."Apparently, people cared. On Instagram, he posted a photo from his yacht with a scantily clad woman—a woman who was not his wife. And let's not even mention Jerry's unzipped jeans peeking out below his protruding paunch. He deleted the pic, but not before others saved it and reposted it. Shortly thereafter, the executive committee of Liberty University's board of trustees "requested that Jerry Falwell Jr. take an indefinite leave of absence from his roles as president and chancellor of Liberty University.."BTW, it was a paid leave of absence.
And yet, they didn't have a problem with last year's story about the pool boy—if anybody 29 years of age can be called a boy anywhere other than on a hookup app. A year ago, speculation ran rampant that Jerry Jr. had an affair with Giancarlo Granda. Now it's being claimed that the tyke had an eight-year affair with Mrs. Falwell and that Mr. Falwell liked to "watch." Jerry says, "Becki had an inappropriate personal relationship with this person—something in which I was not involved." Becki also asserts that her husband never watched. But, I noticed something odd. In his statement, Mr. Falwell says that he and his wife "forgave each other."
What did Mrs. Falwell have to forgive Mr. Falwell for? Hmm. Becki's list of sins continues to grow. It's now being alleged that she performed oral sex on one of her son's friends after band practice. Oh, did I mention they were both students at Liberty University? Falwell has resigned from the institute of higher learning because he doesn't want his wife's bad behavior to sully the school's reputation. Fret not—he'll leave with a $10.5 million severance package. For that price, I'd do whatever he wants me to do with his package!
Last week on "Billy Masters LIVE." I made a new friend and reconnected with three others. Our guest on Tuesday was writer Christopher Rice. While I might have previously met Anne Rice's son, I certainly never spent any time talking to him. I would have certainly remembered how smart and funny he is. Speaking of funny, we reunited the famed Funny Gay Males on Thursday's show—their first time together since 2006! When they started out, they were Jaffe Cohen, Danny McWilliams and the late Bob Smith. Along the way, Eddie Sarfaty joined the group. All accomplished writers and performers, they formed at the perfect time in history to pave the way for people like Ellen. As with all of our shows, you can watch them on YouTube.com/BillyMastersTV.
This Tuesday ( Sept. 1 ), we sat down with Buck Angel—famed porn star, producer and trans individual. And on Sept. 3, our drag divas series co-hosted by Frank DeCaro continues with Peppermint and Miss Richfield. How's that for an all-star line-up? There's something for everyone on BillyMasters.com/TV.
By the by, VH1 unsurprisingly renewed all of RuPaul's shows. RuPaul's Drag Race, RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars and Untucked have been picked up for another season.
Because most networks don't have enough shows to air, some programs from the digital platform are moving up to primetime. For instance, CBS is bringing us the fourth season of One Day at a Time. If they find a way to air the earlier seasons, that would also be a smart move. Star Trek: Discovery joins the network line-up and will begin airing episodes from the first season on Sept. 24.
When Zac Efron's little brother Dylan pulled to the side of a road to pee, someone took a photo. This is fortuitous since he lowered his shorts all the way. However, the locale appears to be pretty deserted, which makes me think it was an inside job—as in inside his own car. Posed or not, I'll post it on BillyMasters.com .
Our Ask Billy question was about another photo. Kevin in Denver wrote, "Did you see the pics of Tyler Posey frying sausage in the nude? He is just so dreamy."
He is dreamy, but also a big-ole tease. I mean, he didn't really show anything—certainly not any sausage! Once again, I got thinking—didn't we have a story like this before? So I went and checked the definitive site for celebrity nudes—BillyMasters.com . And there was Tyler ... pleasuring himself during a video call. If I didn't see it, I wouldn't believe it. I'll repost it for your viewing pleasure.
When I'm more interested in some actual sausage than anything else Tyler is frying up, it's definitely time to end yet another column. Since there's no rest for the wicked, I'll keep cooking up content for BillyMasters.com—the site that will whet more than just your appetite. If you have a question, drop a note to Billy@BillyMasters.com, and I promise to get back to you before I recycle that "pocket full of Posey."joke! Until next time, remember: One man's filth is another man's bible.
