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Billy Masters
by Billy Masters
2013-09-11

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"Your homosexuality, it doesn't matter. We are all children of God. One way or another."—Pope Francis allegedly called a young man in France who wrote to the pontiff, very concerned that he'd burn in hell because he's gay. Look, I'm willing to believe that the Pope is calling people who write him letters. I'm even willing to believe Francis doesn't care if you're gay or straight. But I draw the line at believing that the pope is quoting a song by Blondie!

Lance Bass got engaged. Katie Couric got engaged. Zachary Quinto is dating a male model who wears skinny jeans. You can't avoid it—love (and being thin) is in the air. So, this is the perfect time to announce that I, too, am getting married. Of course, I have no idea when and I have no idea to whom. I'm not dating anyone special. Sure, I'm having sex, but not with anyone I particularly like. That said, mark my words, a wedding is in my near future.

When Lance Bass talked about his proposal to beau Michael Turchin, he discussed the dilemma he had finding a ring in New Orleans. "It's impossible. They don't make guy rings. Someone needs to start some kind of line for gay men's rings." I'm sure Lance is aware that his ex, Reichen Lehmkuhl, has a line of men's jewelry that includes rings. But I'm guessing it might have been awkward to buy a ring for his new partner from his old one—even if he did get a discount.

Perhaps I should take my quest for a mate online. After all, the Internet isn't just for hooking up. People have actually found love on these sites—admittedly, I don't know any of these people personally, but one hears rumors of such occurrences (much like a sighting of Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster or Kirstie Alley passing up dessert). A popular dating site is Christian Mingle—of course, that's just for heterosexuals. Or is it? Cheyenne Jackson and David Burtka (betrothed to Neil Patrick Harris) appear in a very funny parody commercial for "The Gay Christian Mingle" where they talk about how they found each other on the site by tricking the system and saying they were women looking for guys. See? Simple. Part of the parody says, "I think God has a plan for all of us. And even if that plan includes hell, it's still a plan." Even so, it probably isn't for me. I want to be the most important man in my partner's life, and I'm fairly confident I can't compete with Jesus—he's got better abs.

Rumor has it that Andy Cohen is planning a trip to the altar and his mate will be an NHL star. I won't make you guess who it is—most of you would be stumped as to what the initials NHL stand for. Allegedly, Cohen is romantically involved with former New York Rangers forward Sean Avery (which would make him a hockey player). The two have been photographed at various events and even on vacation. However, not only have they never admitted to being a couple, but Avery has never admitted to being gay. Although there have been rumors about his sexuality for eons, he's also been linked with such women as Elisha Cuthbert and Rachel Hunter—not that that means anything. When Cohen was asked via Twitter if the rumors were true, he simply said, "Ask him." Avery posted the article on Instagram with the caption "Busted." So, what's the truth? Who knows. But a source close to the couple claims that they've been dating for over a year and a half and are secretly engaged.

The upcoming Broadway revival of Cabaret has finally found its Sally Bowles. Michelle Williams will be making her Broadway debut opposite Alan Cumming, who will recreate his Tony-winning portrayal of the Emcee. Liza Minnelli has weighed in on the news: "I'm excited to see what they will do with the show and am sure it will be great. Michelle is a wonderful actress and I love Alan Cumming."

Minnelli had an announcement of her own. She will join her sister, Lorna Luft, for two special concerts to benefit the Actor's Fund at Birdland on Oct. 14 and 21. These concerts will serve as the 2013 "Nothing Like a Dame" fundraiser, which raises money for the Phyllis Newman Women's Health Initiative and the Dr. Philomena McAndrew Fund of Tower Cancer Research Foundation. "Lorna's Pink Party" will be hosted by Luft and will mark the first time she'll perform in New York since battling breast cancer last summer. "This event means the world to me. I'm so grateful to be feeling so well and performing again. These two Birdland nights are the perfect opportunity for me to gather some friends—including my sister—to raise money to help two essential organizations." You can get more info at ActorsFund.org .

Our "Ask Billy" question comes from Dan in Louisville: "Who is the hot guy in the Kraft Zesty Italian Dressing commercials? The guy who is always shirtless? WOW! What else has he done? He looks so familiar. I doubt he's gay, but please tell me you have some nude shots of him."

His name is Anderson Davis and, you're right—he's incredibly attractive. Although he's done lots of work (including quite a bit of underwear modeling), this Kraft campaign really put him on the map. He's shown up on a number of talk shows—The Tonight Show, Live with Kelly and Michael, and even on Andy Cohen's gabfest as a bartender (who, needless to say, was shirtless). You also might have seen him on an episode of CSI, in the documentary The Adonis Factor, or more likely in the music video for Katy Perry's "Thinking of You." You're right—he does appear to be straight. At least, that's what I got from one of his Twitter posts: "I have some absolutely amazing gay friends!" I have some absolutely amazing photos of him that I'll post on BillyMasters.com .

When I'm promoting dressing instead of undressing, it's definitely time to end yet another column. Before we wrap up, I'd like to send out my own congratulations to Chaz Bono on his remarkable transformation. About 16 months ago, he embarked on a fitness regime and vowed to lose over 60 pounds. Thus far, he's lost 45 and looks terrific. Not skinny enough to date Zachary Quinto, but who is? For more stories, photos, and naught videos, be sure to check out www.BillyMasters.com, the site that's never skinny on content. If you have a question for me, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before the Pope gives his blessing to "The Gay Christian Mingle" website! So, until next time, remember, one man's filth is another man's bible.


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