Got your feathers all a-ruffle because you found out your favorite chicken shack openly supports your oppression? Don't lay an egg! Just summon that American can-do spirit and open you own queer-supportive fast food joint. Might we humbly suggest the following names? We'll take your silence as a yes.
Dom Seeking Subway
Panda Express Yourself
Old Country, But Gay
Tighty Whitey Castle
Jack In the Pants
Buffalo (Boys Gone) Wild Wings
Planet Hollywood Beach
Kenny Rogers Fire Island Roasters
Rain Forest Preserve Cafe
I'm Not Big On Going to Church's Chicken
Hard Cock Cafe
Wendy's A Dyke
Culver's (which sounds pretty vaginal already)
List compiled as the result of a furious pun-off on the page of one of Nightspots' Facebook likers who prefers to remain nameless. Some were submitted by editor Kirk Williamson, so it's not 100% a rip-off. Also, said Facebook fan suggested we run this, thus further absolving us of any accusations of e-theft.