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| | dateland
ran into my first girlfriend at the grocery store last night. Well, I didn't actually run into her. When I spotted her frowning at a beet in the produce aisle, I slammed my cart into reverse and hid behind a ... |
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| | IT'S CHRISTMAS Carol!
'Oh, fiddlesticks!,' moaned Carol Channing. 'Here it is, the week before we celebrate the birth of our Lord and me without a thing to wear. What a bother!' After tearing through her deluxe walk-in closet, ... |
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| | pretzel logic
guess I am just in a pissy mood, because here's a Pretzel Logic look at things that start with a 'pee'. It Was A Yellow Letter Day When They Caught Him Postal workers in Akron, Ohio, who thought their break ... |
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| | from the booth
Internet Sex by Private www.man-size.com Pubert from the North side enlists Lemony Lickit from the South side to get opinions that aren't so black and white. P and L won't leave you on the down low, ... |
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| | PURGATORI
A Comic With A Bite
If you need proof that comic book characters have moved beyond being simply good or evil, look no further than the Purgatori series, published by Ravenswood company Devil's Due Publishing (together with Chaos! Comics) . The ... |
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| | EYE H8 U!
FAKE DOG CRAP IN A BAG... Buster, the Rhodesian Ridgeback, provided the 'model' for the high quality replicas. Available in all sizes from Econo to Grande. $14-$24, www.dogdoo.com SKYDIVING LESSONS... We recommend the 'accelerated free fall.&# ... |
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| | World Wide Weird
Bacon-of-the-month Club the gift that keeps on fattening Each month, an artisan bacon is delivered right to their doorstep. Which is key. Because after several months of eating pre-paid bacon, they will no longer be able ... |
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| | WTF?
Want a truly original gift? No one else is gonna get 'em these!
Farm Animal Night Lights Encourage wonder, whimsy and (if you're anything like us at Nightspots) years upon years of nightmares involving rabid stampeding cattle in the night with these festive farm buddies. You can choose ... |
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| | Fashion News
Choking on chihuahuas? No more to do with the kinkajou? In search of the new purse puppy ? We at Nightspots have our finger on the ever-throbbing pulse of fashion. And look what we've fingered now! ... |
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| | Time To Give
By the hour or by the day, here are some very timely gift ideas. 1 Wonder Woman desk clock, approx. 7', $27.60 2 TimeStone Langford design stone sculpture clock, approx. 8', $30 3 Classic Rosie the ... |
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| | WITH YOU IN 4/4
Mary J. Blige is going to play Nina Simone on the silver screen. MTV Films/Paramount Pictures is gearing up for production, but no title or release dates have been set yet. Mary, live ya life, girl. ... |
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| | HEY, I'M THAT GU Y
In this season of giving and sharing, keep one thing in mind: Don't dare refer to Christmas, lest you be crucified in the politically-correct court of popular opinion. So enjoy this time of generosity and glee. ... |
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| | Out in the Stars
Feel the universal love when perky, sexy, romantic Venus stampedes into ecumenical Aqueerius... and then retrogrades. Ohhh! What do you have up your sleeve, lover? Err, and exactly which sleeve? ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) ... |
